Elementary, my dear

lets have a quick lesson in mathematics, shall we?

if you are out to eat, and the bill is ohh lets just say....$68.45, and you go to pay, and leave a tip for the very nice, very accommodating waitress...and you want to leave her a good tip because she was awesome....well then you round up to $70 and LEAVE FOURTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!!! seriously? this is becoming a little too familiar....are people really this fucking stupid? or are they just cheap???? because we all know that if you can't afford to tip appropriately then you should be making chef boyar-fucking-de for dinner.

seriously? youre going to waste me fucking time? oh and another thing...if you are gonna go out to eat and split an individual pizza and eat 4 free salads oh and of course 2 waters.....and your bill is fucking $12....guess what?!? you have significantly taken up my time, and my table (where i could have had some guests who are not cheap pieces of shit) so you realllly should not be feeling so wonderful about yourself for leaving the waitress 20%...because do you know what 20% of cheapskate is? pretty much worthless.

on another note.....fucking fios still has not made the most recent big love available on demand and its been almost 3 days since it was on...so thats awesome....and also a new cute feature of verizon fi-didmydadsignupforthisshit.....the remotes are all malfunctioning....apparently it is too much to turn on the tv AND the shitbox simultaneaously so instead you have to go througha ten minute process trying to get them both on which usually results in turning one on and the other off and then vice versa.


anyway...hope everyone had a fabulous st. patty's day!

oh and be sure to check out dontmesswiththebes.blogspot.com

its my new blog....devoted to my professional restaurant reviews....there are only a couple posts...but i shall update it as i experience more and more fabulous dining!


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