Thursday, November 13, 2008

my pink polkadot

dear friends,

hotpinkglitter would like to annouce an addition to our blog family....www.mypinkpolkadot.blogspot.com

mypinkpolkadot will display poems that i have written

not quite as thrilling as hotpinkglitter...but still pink and still fun :)


tata

Thursday, November 6, 2008

reason # 343,727,818,332 why verizon suckos

hey! here's a smart idea....place a program on demand, allow people to watch it...but DO NOT give users ANY control...likkeee a statement right before the program begins saying "fast forward, pause and rewind are not available during the show"

hmmmm....dear idiots at verizon,

please define for me "on demand" beacause to me "on demand" means that I can watch what I want to watch, when I want to watch it, i.e., PAUSE it in case I have to pee....or REWIND it in case Mabel was making really loud, gross noises during an important part and I missed the dialogue....etc....

also, please explain to me the reasoning behind the decision to not allow control over what I am watching on demand....who do you think you are?? my mother???? no, so screw you.

lastly, do you decision makers at verizon get off by making your subscribers into your little puppets?! like, SERIOUSLY....I can't watch a recorded program in my bedroom, if it was recorded on an HD channel on the downstairs box?! what the fuck is that?!?! If I am able to watch HD channels in my room, why the fuck can't I watch HD recorded programming? You're whole fucking marketing is a scam...there is a sick and dirty twist behind each "benefit" you have to offer....NOTHING is what it seems with you!! I honestly believe you should seriously consider firing everyone and starting new cause you are the fucking worst!!!!!!!

Oh and one more litttttle tiny issue.....could you please, PLEASE explain to me why this situation would occur:

I recorded a program and I was watching it the next day, and I fast forward through the commercial and when I hit play, it continued to fast forward for like 10 minutes worth of the show...for some reason, I gave you the benefit of the doubt the first time, even the second time, but after the 10th time I tried to get it to play, and it would not work, I became a bit more than frusterated....and it is not just me, or the TV, because it happened on the downstairs box as well....it is YOU, and you alone suckos...

fix your shit.

i hate you,

me




anywhooo, i'm super pumped because OBAMA IS MY NEW PRESIDENT!!!!

and I have the day OFF!!!! But I have lots and lots of things to do because I never have time anymore to do anything, so I really need to take advantage of my time today!!

Also, I finished season 1 of 30 rock....reallllly gotta get on season 2, so that I can be caught up with season 3 hopefully within a couple weeks...but still LOVE it, highly reccommend it...and hoooray!!

HAPPY THURSDAY!!!!! oh and guess what? tomorrow's high is 70º!!! wooohooo,
70º on November 6!!! ok, in the long run, this could actually be a pretty terrible thing, but right now its kinda exciting...live for the day...


Shalom

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

riddle me this..

first of all...let me apologize for my absence...I have been super busy because I realized that I am worthless and am apparently destine to be a waitress for the rest of my life...so i went ahead and got yet another serving job.

we can call my place of business salt n peppa's after the most amazing rap duo in the history of the world...

so i have been working there for a little over a week now, and making ohhh about $20 per shift...don't be jealous. and the problem really seems to be that no one really knows salt n peppa's exists, so we havent been all that busy (its new) but tonight, we were somewhat semi busy...and i had more than 3 tables!!! unfortunately the majority of my tables were cheap pieces of shit...honestly, HONESTLY, DO NOT sit there and tell me how amazing I am, how the service was so great and BLAH BLAH BLAH....and then fucking leave me $7 on an $80 bill...get the fuck out of here you fucking mccain loving pieces of shit

live by these words: if you CAN NOT afford to tip appropriately then you CAN NOT afford to eat out..so fuck you, go to mccdonalds, get fat and die

SERIOUSLY? you are going to fucking sit there and talk my ear off as Im trying to meet your every little need and youre going to screw me like that?!? FUCK YOU!

I can deal with making $20 a shift because I only had 2 tables, but I can NOT accept getting screwed like that because I know that I am fucking amazing...you will not have a better, more friendly server than me....

oh..and if I hear one more stupid, naïve, retarded person say "well when obama gets shot" WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT?!?! could you sound any more uneducated?!? so fucking ignorant.....people are SO STUPID

on a lighter note...its looking reallllly good for my obama and i'm super excited!!!! although i'm a little upset because when I went to vote today they didn't give me an "i voted" sticker...but the point is I voted, and I voted for my man and hopefully he will win!!!!


thats all for now...im so tired, and i have to work a double tomorrow


happy election day!