L'chai-im!

once upon a time there was a girl who went to genuardis to pick up a few items on a tuesday night in october...i will now recount the events of the little trip to the super market..

i leave the house around 8pm..so i'm driving and this ASSHOLE is behind me and he is seriously up my ass and i'm sorry if i sound so lame but the speed limit is 35 mph...i'm going 40ish...its dark, the road is windy, there are TONS of deer all over this area all of the time, oh and one more small detail...i already got one speeding ticket i couldnt pay (and one dumb ticket i couldnt pay) so i've realllly been making an effort to follow the speed limit because I HAVE NO MONEY!! so this f'n douche is just up my ass and he's driving me out of my MIND...where the fuck is he in such a rush to get to on a tuesday night??! ugh i hate people, i really do...like if I had to slam on the breaks for any reason he would have been inside of my car, he would have litterally been fucking my car up the ass...but i digress

then i get to the store...i go inside, and i'm doing my shopping (im super pissed because they dont sell W Magazine and I realllly need the new issue) and blahh blah blah everything is just super duper..and then I get in line, well after this moron lady got the hell out of my way...so i'm in line and putting my stuff on the thing and the kid is scanning and then he is done and i am trying to bag my stuff and he is looking at me and wants me to pay..and then he comes over and puts this case of iced tea in the top part of my cart...and so i pay him..and the stupid fucking moronic trig woman behind me is pushing her cart all the way up like she is gonna start bagging her shit THAT THE KID HADNT EVEN BEGUN RINGING UP YET...LIKEE HE WAS STILL GIVING ME MY CHANGE AND STUFF and this dumb cunt is pushing me out of the way..so my change comes out of the little change thing and i basically have to jump into her cart to get my change (and yes, i need my change, i'm broke...like i'm look in the seat cushions for loose change broke) AND then the kid stops helping me, and starts ringing her up and ALL OF MY SHIT IS STILL SITTING THERE UNBAGGED AND HERE COMES HER FUCKING FOOD!!!! so i'm trying to scramble to put my money away, and move the iced tea that the idiot put in the top of my cart so that i could put my eggs there..and bag all my crap and put it in my cart and i'm basically getting shoved out of the way...

i am just incredulous that people can be so inconsiderate and rude, and it makes me sad because it makes me kinda hate people and i love people so i dont want to hate them...but seriously? i thought i was going to explode as i was driving home because i was so out of my mind angry and disturbed that people are such assholes

so hopefully that paints an accurate picture of the genuardi's trip from hell...

c'est la vie